Ya, so something like:
Sauron: ... agh burzum-ish krimpatul
Orc: ah, excuse me, excuse me, sir, sorry sir but that's not what it says on your ring.
Sauron: what? What are you talking about?
Orc: ya, so, I can see the glowing script there, sir. It says "agh burzum-ishi krimpatul", yup, yes...