Cryios099
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Gaius fell in love with this story as it tells the tale of the most fearsome Brave Sir Bobbin
“Brave sir Bobbin was born in Cheevas lot.
He was looking for a monster to have fought
Brave sir Bobbin battled bravely in his younger days
He was not at all afraid to be killed in a nasty ways
He did not do this for a single pay
To have his knee cap split and his body burned away.
To have his eye poked out and his elbows broken.
To have his nostrils raped and his bowels taken out
his liver removed and foot taken by gout
O yes indeed Brave brave brave Sir Bobbin.
The Giant chicken of Cheeva was plotting all about.
Bobbin picked up his sword and began to shout.
The Bird began to flutter
Bobbin was all in a stutter
O Brave Brave Brave sir Bobbin
Then Brave Sir Bobbin ran away
He bravely ran away away
When Danger reared its ugly head
He Bravely turned his tail and fled
Yes Brave Sir Bobin turned about
Gallanty he chickened out.
Bravely taking to his feet
He beat a very brave retreat
Some notes indicate that Brave sir Bobbin greatly expanded the City of Cheeva by single handily defeating the Knights who say Nee. He did this by reminding them THAT A 5 OUNCE BIRD CANNOT CARRY A ONE POUND COCONUT! They were amazed at his scientific brilliance and they retreated to a castle where everybody spoke with a French accent.
“Brave sir Bobbin was born in Cheevas lot.
He was looking for a monster to have fought
Brave sir Bobbin battled bravely in his younger days
He was not at all afraid to be killed in a nasty ways
He did not do this for a single pay
To have his knee cap split and his body burned away.
To have his eye poked out and his elbows broken.
To have his nostrils raped and his bowels taken out
his liver removed and foot taken by gout
O yes indeed Brave brave brave Sir Bobbin.
The Giant chicken of Cheeva was plotting all about.
Bobbin picked up his sword and began to shout.
The Bird began to flutter
Bobbin was all in a stutter
O Brave Brave Brave sir Bobbin
Then Brave Sir Bobbin ran away
He bravely ran away away
When Danger reared its ugly head
He Bravely turned his tail and fled
Yes Brave Sir Bobin turned about
Gallanty he chickened out.
Bravely taking to his feet
He beat a very brave retreat
Some notes indicate that Brave sir Bobbin greatly expanded the City of Cheeva by single handily defeating the Knights who say Nee. He did this by reminding them THAT A 5 OUNCE BIRD CANNOT CARRY A ONE POUND COCONUT! They were amazed at his scientific brilliance and they retreated to a castle where everybody spoke with a French accent.