With minor apologies: Ode to Cheeky Bilbo

As a relatively complete aside, and in strong contrast to the reasoned discussions on Bilbo's Elendil poem, I'll toss this out. Given the Elf songs in The Hobbit, I found myself wondering if something akin to this might have run through the minds of some in Bilbo's audience.

Cheeky Bilbo, you’re the one

You make Elendil so much fun

Cheeky Bilbo, we’re still so fond of you

Tra la la lolly ooh!

Cheeky Bilbo, mortal dude

We don’t think your song was rude

Cheeky Bilbo, you’re an elf-friend, ’tis true!

Cannot tell which mortal words

Came from either mortal herds

Still we liked your poem a lot

Even though it’s Elvish not

Tra la lolly

Tra la la lolly ooh
!

Or at least that's the way Bilbo would have rendered what they sang :)
 
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