Ray Burns

Some of the Frame Narrative can be a spoiler for Season 22, Epi. 5. Action takes place off screen, but tune in 20 years from now and WOW!

A master casting list of all characters so that we don't miscast someone for a role in S2 that would be perfect for a different role in S8?

I have an idea! Let's turn this into a musical!

Scary part: After Season Two, the storylines begin to get complicated....

I'm going to go get some groceries, I'll be back in about 23 years - the Noldor

According to the internet (which is never wrong), you say happy birthday in Elvish thusly: Aur Onnad Meren!

Happy New Year!

Belated Merry Christmas to everyone!

There are five people on campus right now, and I have to wonder why I am one of them...

One of my students told me that he was switching majors, I looked at him and said "So it is doomed". Do I need an intervention?

The new name for my fantasy league team is now the Fingolfinatics!

We should have the same elves appear in the background of every important debate throughout the ages and see if anyone notices.

So it is doomed

When I cast my vote today, I swear I heard Mandos intone dramatically, "So it is doomed."

Monday, thy cold hands grasp my throat and force me to sit behind this chain of a desk and labor

No, the R's in JRR Tolkien do not stand for 'retcon' and 'revise'... it just seems that way...

How does one say 'smartass' in Quenya... asking for a friend...

All of Tolkien books are in storage, so if I make mistakes in my Tolkienology, be gentle... I'm working totally from memory

Re-listening to the Silmarillion Seminar gives me some interesting insights as to how to look at this project...

When exactly do we have Feanor look at Melkor and say "Dracarys"? Oh, wait...